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Thursday, January 8, 2009

What? im being me.

So I lost my job last week, without notice or anything. Great holidays by the way. They told us they where boarding the place up so we left, only to get new help so they could pay them less. Assmunchers. The only plus out of this? I can now remember my love of 40's. Theres nothing quite as good as biting down a stiff bottle of Silver Thunder. Wait, there is......biting down 3 or 4 of them. Fuck it. Best 6 bucks i ever spent.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Geez.

Have any of you ever heard of the old stories of when people where poor, they would eat leather soup out of a boot? Shits hilarious.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Give me a break

A couple days til Christmas. Man i cant tell you how excited i am. Its not for the presents, its not for the family, its so I don't have to turn on CNN or Fox News just to hear who's being a scrooge this year. When will the news EVER report good news? This is my favorite one.....

Yeah, someone got smoked during the crush, oh im sorry, i mean rush of holiday shoppers. I cant believe I said crush instead of rush when its obviously a terrible joke to make when talking about someone dieing because they got ran the fuck over......oh, oh, wait a second.....Im not the only one who accidentally made that error, Listen to that video again, at 13 seconds in. Man, im glad im not getting paid to do that job. I mean, when was the last time you turned on your tv and heard anything good about anything? No, it doesn't happen, because the people who run these terrible programs want you to be just as miserable as them. Think about their lives. Ok, you wake up, watch news so you know what news to follow up on. You maybe get online to look for more news, but get sidetracked by this for a bit only to find that some kids where killed, a guy in Chicago got busted for selling guns illegally and your dad has prostate cancer. Last part I made up. Oh, wait a sec, that guy in Chicago, you think he knows Obama, how can I bring this into my show today so i can talk more about him? Fuck it, ill just say Obama and go from there. Im getting side tracked. What im trying to say is lets stop reporting about things like this and this and talk about things like this and this. Its the fucken holidays for fucks sake. Noone gives a shit about how bad the world is right now, we've been hearing about it ALL FUCKING YEAR! Can we have a month off so we can try to put a smile on? No, I guess not, you still need a job tomorrow. Assholes. Hope you all get into car accidents.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Memories of days gone by.

Pulled this out of my guestbook from back when this site was a putrid cesspool. Got me feeling nostalgic.

"Despite your exorbitant use of vulgar language and obscene images I have to say that I respect you for insulting that girl in your government class, even though some of your comments appear to be racist I would hope they are really just a product of your surroundings. I know this site is all for fun and expression, just know it is offensive to some who live outside of Pembroke, and perhaps are a bit more diverse and respectful of all people. Nevertheless I do agree with some of your comments and I respect your right to freedom of speech. I will refrain from some of the insults that first came to mind as I read your entries. I have to admit you make good use of every possible swear word, and it is somewhat entertaining to read."
from Rebecca
2:34 pm - Sunday,October 7, 2001

Monday, December 1, 2008

Eskimo shitpies and fuck you too

An honest effort. I swear by it this time. Seriously. Last few times, I tried to dedicate it to just one thing, like drawings, little shit i taped or just dumb stupid things like your grandmas headstone. So this is just going to be all over the place, keep it fresh ya know? Whatever, i never liked you anyways. (psssst, I just killed your dog)


Thanks for nothin.